--Ten things I hate about San Francisco 2006--

1/ the arrogant, self involved people who walk around and look at you as if you're intruding and don't belong in the private movie playing in their ipod-soundtracked ant-brains. 2/the arrogant, bike stealing homeless who demand their money, which just happens to be in your pocket.
3/ the fact that it matters very much who you sleep with here, because then there's a group for you to be classified in.
4/ that it's your right to drive, eat and talk on your cellphone all the time.
5/ that it's "free to be, you and me" except that if you don't belong to that person's tiny niche, you're dirt.
6/ that, for an eco-conscious city, I get more paper handbills than I did in NY.
7/ The Fucking Hills
8/ The Fucking Fog
9/ SUVs and the dimwits who drive them in the city.
10/ People who get in my way....